May 2013
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jasminloree:
You guys Random Access Memories is so good.
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk:
post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
no more selfies allowed
blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
heroin will be legalized
george bush will become president again
stock market will crash
korea will blow the US up
world war 3
Languages, linguistics, and translation.: Anaphora... →
allthingslinguistic:
An anaphora joke, from A Walk in the WoRds:
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6.” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him,…
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Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
Hoppy beer is awful—or at least, its bitterness is... →
wilwheaton:
section9:
sotheresthat:
YES.
PREACH!
No. I’m sorry, but this is wrong.
Seven paragraphs into this poorly-researched article, the author says:
Let’s be clear: Not all craft beer is hoppy. There are many craft breweries that seek to create balanced, drinkable beers that aren’t very bitter at all, like Patrick Rue’s the Bruery in Placentia, Calif., and the Commons Brewery in...
i have solved the mystery of phil coulson
towritecomicsonherarms:
now bare with me here because it gets complicated
Phil Coulson
Phil Coulson
P C
PC
Know what PC stands for? Personal computer.
Know what computers can run? .. Android
Wake up America.
COULSON IS AN ANDROID!
so obvious
ramma 1 marvel 0
