apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
maybe he won’t die in the movie
i love how we all know exactly what this post is about
the passion of the christ
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
According to The Wrap, Paramount Pictures has edited Darren Aronofsky’s Noah — which stars Russell Crowe in the titular role — in order to avoid offending Christian viewers.
Aronofsky allegedly told an associate that he was “not happy” when he learned that Paramount had appended a disclaimer to both the film and promotional materials for it.
At the request of the National Religious Broadcasters (NRB), Paramount added a disclaimer which reads, in part, that “[t]he film is inspired by the story of Noah. While artistic license has been taken, we believe that this film is true to the essence, values, and integrity of a story that is a cornerstone of faith for millions of people worldwide. The biblical story of Noah can be found in the book of Genesis.”
Oh for fucks sake. The WHOLE MOVIE IS BASED ON A MYTH. Christianity is nothing but a collection of myths and bigotries, like every other religion. Of course the story is historically inaccurate — the story didn’t actually happen. It’s not historical at all.(via smdxn)
It looks pretty terrible anyway.
In her defense, she actually pulls it off quite well.